As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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