wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It's never too late to be topless.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.