people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.