okay pat passed out under dana's car
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.