i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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