on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
