Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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