Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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