We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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