I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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