Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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