Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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