they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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