yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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