I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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