she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she smelled like a LAN party
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
