Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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