So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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