i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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