she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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