Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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