Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
he puts the penis in happiness.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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