Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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