Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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