Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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