dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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