i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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