96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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