did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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