Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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