Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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