He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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