Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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