we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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