What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
