You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
