so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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