i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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