So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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