nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She even gives head with a lisp.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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