Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
