I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
did you just send me my own nude
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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