if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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