I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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