make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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