Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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