Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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