this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How does one acquire holy water?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
