biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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