my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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