So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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