How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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