We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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