I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You can't just leave with hair like that
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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