I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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