Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
